your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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