sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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