If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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