he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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