Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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