WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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