I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
please don't ironically join a cult
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