He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
