You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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