if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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