Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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