the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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