so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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