I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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