some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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