i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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