i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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