these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
