yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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