i just google imaged poop.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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