you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
