I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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