Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
