why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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