Fuck appropriateness.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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