you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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