Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
