Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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