i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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