I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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