new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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