i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
