And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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