Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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