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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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