I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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