I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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