I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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