Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
did i just pee glitter
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