when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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