my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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