Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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