I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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