But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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