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Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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