That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Boobs speak an international language.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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