I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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