girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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