Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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