I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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