Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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