Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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