White coat. Heels.
You smell like stripper and shame
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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