oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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