I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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