THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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