But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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